Radioactive Aviator Silver and Black
Small Moments,
Monster Memories
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Size | Measurement | Standard | Metric |
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Standard | One Size | One size fits most adults | One size fits most adults |
- Molded plastic frame and lenses
- Faux leather eye cushion
- Size adjustable band at back
- Novelty goggles do no provide UV protection
- One size fits most
- Exclusively made by us
Have you ever been in a situation where you could have a chance encounter with radioactive waste? No? Well then you are wrong! You never know when a super cow from outer space may come crashing through your windshield while driving your morning commute! Do you really understand the potential danger that could be to your eyesight!? We don’t have the time to list every single risk out there, but just know that it’s out there, and most of the list consists of neon colored bovine soaring through the air, and right at your face! (we were really craving cheeseburgers during that safety meeting)
That’s why you should have these highly fashionable and incredibly protective (not actually) radioactive goggles! They’re guaranteed (okay no they’re not) to make you look more fashionable than Italian runway series (well that one’s pretty true) as well as protect you from the dangers of cows from the great unknown (that hasn’t technically been proven wrong but…) So get out there citizen! And be more aware of your vast surroundings! You never know what could happen!
We believe that costumes have the power to create some of life's best moments. That's why we started Made by Us. This diverse selection of costumes and accessories are all artfully designed and expertly crafted by our talented team of artists, designers, and developers.
Each project begins with a passion for true quality–embroidered patches, faux fur cut with care, and hand-selected fabrics that are as durable as they are comfortable. Those are just a few examples of how much craft and creativity we put into each and every product. Just for you.
No matter how much time it takes, our goal has always remained the same–to create products that inspire your life's best moments–the big, the small, the funny, the spooky, and the sweet. The moments we all cherish. That's Made by Us.